Help with the Morning Paper

On a list I belong to I mentioned Skipper. This humorous image came out of the exchange.

On Dec 2, 2006, at 11:25 AM, Cheryl Phillips wrote:

... he's allowed to go out by himself to get the paper. It's pretty
handy really, saves me trips to the end of the driveway in my bathrobe
in the rain. I do have to bribe him with a dog biscuit in a treat toy
afterward so I can read it.

(visualize shaking head in been-there-done-

that fashion here) See?
just when you think you've got a good thing going, and then you find
out there's a price to pay...!

margie ;-) now laughing uncontrollably at the image of you in your
bathrobe trying to nab the paper and complete the bribe of the wet,
dripping and not yet shaken-out dog before he shakes himself out!